62 Hilarious & Cheesy LDS Pickup Lines

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Get ready to laugh, or cringe, with these 67 hilariously cheesy LDS-themed pick-up lines! Please proceed with caution, these lines may induce excessive eye-rolling or uncontrollable giggles. And remember, it’s always wise to deploy these zingers under the watchful eye of good-humored friends who can vouch for your usual charm. May the odds be ever in your favor!

  1. “Are you the Iron Rod? Because I want to hold fast to you.”
  2. “Are you Laban’s sword? Because you’re exceedingly fine.”
  3. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again with my scriptures?”
  4. “Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.”
  5. “Can I borrow your Bible? Because I just lost mine when I fell for you.”
  6. “I was reading the Book of Numbers when I realized I didn’t have yours.”
  7. “Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside you?”
  8. “I knew I’d feel the Spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.”
  9. “Are you a Gadianton robber? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”
  10. “I think you’re my missing rib. Can I make you one flesh with me?”
  11. “Are you the Liahona? Because when I found you, I found my way.”
  12. “Do you have a map to the Celestial Kingdom? Because I just got lost in your eyes.”
  13. “You don’t need to pray about it, the answer is ‘yes.'”
  14. “I can’t go on a mission because I’m already falling for you.”
  15. “I know we’re advised to avoid steady dating, but I can’t help but be steady around you.”
  16. “Are you a vision? Because you’ve been in my dreams all night.”
  17. “Did it hurt? When you fell from the Celestial Kingdom?”
  18. “I was reading my patriarchal blessing and it said I’d meet someone like you.”
  19. “Are you a golden plate? Because I treasure every word you say.”
  20. “Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.”
  21. “Are you the 116 pages? Because I can’t stop looking for you.”
  22. “I don’t need to see the gold plates to know you’re my treasure.”
  23. “You must be the Word of Wisdom because you’re good for my soul.”
  24. “Are you related to Nephi? Because my heart is swelling with nothing but love for you.”
  25. “Are you the tree of life? Because I feel enlightened when I’m with you.”
  26. “Did you say your name was Moroni? Because you light up my life.”
  27. “Is your name Ammon? Because you just cut my heart out.”
  28. “You must be a stripling warrior because you’ve strengthened my heart.”
  29. “Is your name Zarahemla? Because my heart burns for you.”
  30. “I must need to repent because I can’t stop coveting time with you.”
  31. “You must be a part of the Restoration because you’re restoring my faith in true love.”
  32. “You don’t need a compass to find me; my heart always points to you.”
  33. “Is your name Enos? Because my soul hungers for you.”
  34. “Are you Section 76? Because you just gave me a vision of heaven.”
  35. “Are you a revelation? Because you must have come directly from God.”
  36. “Do you have a Urim and Thummim? Because I see my future with you.”
  37. “Is your name Emma Smith? Because I think I’m in love with the elect lady.”
  38. “Are you the law of consecration? Because I’m ready to devote everything to you.”
  39. “I must be Thomas B. Marsh, because I’d argue over milk strippings for you.”
  40. “You’re like the Kirtland Temple—worth every sacrifice.”
  41. “Are you the word of wisdom? Because I promise to obey your every word.”
  42. “Can we practice the law of eternal progression? Because I want to grow old with you.”
  43. “Do you believe in enduring to the end? Because I can’t imagine my eternity without you.”
  44. “Are you the Liahona? Because my heart always points to you.”
  45. “Is your name Sariah? Because my heart travels in the wilderness for you.”
  46. “Is your name Alma? Because my heart is ‘stirred up’ every time I see you.”
  47. “Are you Zeezrom? Because my heart is changing for you.”
  48. “Are you the Ark? Because I just keep floating towards you.”
  49. “Are you the promised land? Because I’ve been wandering in the desert without you.”
  50. “Is your name Grace? Because you’ve saved me.”
  51. “Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in Eden.”
  52. “Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.
  53. “I must be Moses because I can’t speak when I’m around you.”
  54. “I would part the Red Sea for you.”
  55. “Can you tell me the story of Ruth? Because I’d go wherever you will go.”
  56. “Is your name Deborah? Because you judge my heart.”
  57. “I can’t turn water into wine, but I can offer you a loving time.”
  58. “You’re like the loaves and the fishes… You keep multiplying the love in my heart.”
  59. “Are you Peter? Because you rock my world.”
  60. “Is your name Esther? Because you reign over my heart.”
  61. “Are you the walls of Jericho? Because I’m falling for you.”
  62. “You must be Solomon, because you have the keys to my heart.”