Get ready to laugh, or cringe, with these 67 hilariously cheesy LDS-themed pick-up lines! Please proceed with caution, these lines may induce excessive eye-rolling or uncontrollable giggles. And remember, it’s always wise to deploy these zingers under the watchful eye of good-humored friends who can vouch for your usual charm. May the odds be ever in your favor!
- “Are you the Iron Rod? Because I want to hold fast to you.”
- “Are you Laban’s sword? Because you’re exceedingly fine.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again with my scriptures?”
- “Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.”
- “Can I borrow your Bible? Because I just lost mine when I fell for you.”
- “I was reading the Book of Numbers when I realized I didn’t have yours.”
- “Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside you?”
- “I knew I’d feel the Spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.”
- “Are you a Gadianton robber? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”
- “I think you’re my missing rib. Can I make you one flesh with me?”
- “Are you the Liahona? Because when I found you, I found my way.”
- “Do you have a map to the Celestial Kingdom? Because I just got lost in your eyes.”
- “You don’t need to pray about it, the answer is ‘yes.'”
- “I can’t go on a mission because I’m already falling for you.”
- “I know we’re advised to avoid steady dating, but I can’t help but be steady around you.”
- “Are you a vision? Because you’ve been in my dreams all night.”
- “Did it hurt? When you fell from the Celestial Kingdom?”
- “I was reading my patriarchal blessing and it said I’d meet someone like you.”
- “Are you a golden plate? Because I treasure every word you say.”
- “Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.”
- “Are you the 116 pages? Because I can’t stop looking for you.”
- “I don’t need to see the gold plates to know you’re my treasure.”
- “You must be the Word of Wisdom because you’re good for my soul.”
- “Are you related to Nephi? Because my heart is swelling with nothing but love for you.”
- “Are you the tree of life? Because I feel enlightened when I’m with you.”
- “Did you say your name was Moroni? Because you light up my life.”
- “Is your name Ammon? Because you just cut my heart out.”
- “You must be a stripling warrior because you’ve strengthened my heart.”
- “Is your name Zarahemla? Because my heart burns for you.”
- “I must need to repent because I can’t stop coveting time with you.”
- “You must be a part of the Restoration because you’re restoring my faith in true love.”
- “You don’t need a compass to find me; my heart always points to you.”
- “Is your name Enos? Because my soul hungers for you.”
- “Are you Section 76? Because you just gave me a vision of heaven.”
- “Are you a revelation? Because you must have come directly from God.”
- “Do you have a Urim and Thummim? Because I see my future with you.”
- “Is your name Emma Smith? Because I think I’m in love with the elect lady.”
- “Are you the law of consecration? Because I’m ready to devote everything to you.”
- “I must be Thomas B. Marsh, because I’d argue over milk strippings for you.”
- “You’re like the Kirtland Temple—worth every sacrifice.”
- “Are you the word of wisdom? Because I promise to obey your every word.”
- “Can we practice the law of eternal progression? Because I want to grow old with you.”
- “Do you believe in enduring to the end? Because I can’t imagine my eternity without you.”
- “Are you the Liahona? Because my heart always points to you.”
- “Is your name Sariah? Because my heart travels in the wilderness for you.”
- “Is your name Alma? Because my heart is ‘stirred up’ every time I see you.”
- “Are you Zeezrom? Because my heart is changing for you.”
- “Are you the Ark? Because I just keep floating towards you.”
- “Are you the promised land? Because I’ve been wandering in the desert without you.”
- “Is your name Grace? Because you’ve saved me.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in Eden.”
- “Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.
- “I must be Moses because I can’t speak when I’m around you.”
- “I would part the Red Sea for you.”
- “Can you tell me the story of Ruth? Because I’d go wherever you will go.”
- “Is your name Deborah? Because you judge my heart.”
- “I can’t turn water into wine, but I can offer you a loving time.”
- “You’re like the loaves and the fishes… You keep multiplying the love in my heart.”
- “Are you Peter? Because you rock my world.”
- “Is your name Esther? Because you reign over my heart.”
- “Are you the walls of Jericho? Because I’m falling for you.”
- “You must be Solomon, because you have the keys to my heart.”